"And guess what you call a woman who enjoys sex? Nothing but her first name."
— Meggie C. Royer, Survival Songs (via e-milyanne)
this show is gold
I’ma just keep reblogging this every time it comes on my dash cause it’s so funny.
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
be the person your dog thinks you are